Oh the majestic and rustic presence of a Squishable Highland Cow! Oh the luxurious and warm coat! And that adorable chalet near the glacier where it lives! Along with an intriguingly rugged ski instructor! And fields of fresh alpine frost and flowers! And lots of the most amazing melted cheese and sausage raclette! They're truly the pride of Scotland. What's not to love about this bovine beauty? Nothing, they say, nothing at all. I seem to have forgotten what I was writing about.
