This Hen is for hugging, not laying eggs. If this Hen lays an egg, please call an exorcist, because it means your stuffed animal is possessed by the oviparous spirit of a real Hen, which is definitely a thing that happens. Maybe make yourself an omelet while you wait for them to arrive! Toss in some onions and a dash of hot sauce! Don't think about the fact that the omelet is the offspring of a possessed toy.
